Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

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What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

How do telegraph operators apologize?

Remorse code

Pride Jokes More Pride Jokes

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

Why aren't lions cannibals?

They can't swallow their pride.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

Why are giraffes so tall?

Because cheetahs are faster.