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Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

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What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality

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What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

Pride Jokes More Pride Jokes

Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

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What do you call a basketball team full of giraffes?

The New York Necks

Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!