April Sale - 20% Off

Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

Previous Random Joke Next
Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?

Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

Apologize Jokes More Apologize Jokes

How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

Pride Jokes More Pride Jokes

Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What is the difference between a JCB and a giraffe?

One has hydraulics the other has high bolics.

Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.