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Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

What Bird?

Which bird symbolizes love? Swallow.

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What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.

How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

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Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

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What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

Why are giraffes so tall?

Because cheetahs are faster.