Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What type of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

Apologize Jokes More Apologize Jokes

How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.

Pride Jokes More Pride Jokes

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What do you call a road full of giraffes?

Giraffic.

Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!