Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

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What brings no babies?

The Swallow.

Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?

Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

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What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.

Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

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What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

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Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!