Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

Apologize Jokes More Apologize Jokes

What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

Pride Jokes More Pride Jokes

What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

Why aren't lions cannibals?

They can't swallow their pride.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!