What brings no babies?

The Swallow.

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Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

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What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.

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What did the short boy bring to high school?

A ladder.

What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!