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What kind of bird does not make babies?

A swallow

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

How are new marriages just like LOST?

The Significant Others just want babies.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

What do you call a bird that flies over a baseball stadium?

A fowl!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

What kind of liquid does a pig's printer use?

Oink