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What brings no babies?

The Swallow.

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What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.

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What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?

Cot-on-wool.

Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

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What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more