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What brings no babies?

The Swallow.

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What's the bird of love?

The Swallow.

Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.

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How do you make a baby cry?

Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.

Which one was bigger?

The baby. It was a little Bigger.

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What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

What strengths do you bring to the job?

Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now