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What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

On a quantum level, there is no difference.

What is the difference between "ooo" and "aaa"?

About three centimeters.

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What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

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What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...