What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between extremist and /r/thedonald?

At least one group can grow a beard.

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.