What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.

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What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

What's the difference between an extroverted mathematician and an introverted mathematician?

The extroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he's speaking to you.

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What do you call a server at a funeral?

A wake-tress

What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

How do telegraph operators apologize?

Remorse code