What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.

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What's the difference between a $1000 used car and a Rolls-Royce?

One's a grand car and the other's a grand car

What's the difference between Batman and Martin Brodeur?

Batman isn't wearing hockey pads.

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What do you call a server at a funeral?

A wake-tress

When should funerals occur?

Mourning

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How do telegraph operators apologize?

Remorse code

What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code