Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

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Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.

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What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.

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Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19. Got a problem with that?

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What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.