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Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

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What happened to the road?

Depressions.

Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

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What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

"Use the fork, Luke."

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What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.

What did one leper say to another?

Got yer nose!

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What do you call Christopher Reeve before the accident?

Christopher Walken.

What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident?

Hidden Run.