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Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

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What did one firefly say to the other?

Got to glow now!

What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.

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What kind of wine causes the most accidents?

Shartonnay

What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.