Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

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Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

Why did the Chinese chicken cross the road?

The eggrolled

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What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded!

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What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

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What kind of wine causes the most accidents?

Shartonnay

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.