Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

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What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

"Use the fork, Luke."

Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

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What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

What was sonic's diet advice to Mario?

Gotta go fast

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What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

She moved.

Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.