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Why'd the short man take the elevator up?

He was feeling down

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What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad?

A bit of a Downey

How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

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Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

What did Kenny G say when he got off the elevator?

From Stephen King - The Cell)

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What are short men called?

Friends.

Why'd the short man take the elevator up?

He was feeling down