Why'd the short man take the elevator up?

He was feeling down

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What kind of cheese gives out money?

Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:

What did one cheese say to the other?

I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!

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Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

What's red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

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What are short men called?

Friends.

Why'd the short man take the elevator up?

He was feeling down