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Why'd the short man take the elevator up?

He was feeling down

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Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

What do you call feeling bad about watching lame reality TV shows?

Survivor guilt.

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What did Kenny G say when he got off the elevator?

From Stephen King - The Cell)

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

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Why'd the short man take the elevator up?

He was feeling down

What are short men called?

Friends.