Why'd the short man take the elevator up?

He was feeling down

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How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

Depressed.

How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.

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What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

What did the Elevator say to the Escalator?

Well that escalated quickly.

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What are short men called?

Friends.

Why'd the short man take the elevator up?

He was feeling down