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Short Man Jokes

What are short men called?

Friends.

Birthday State of Mind

Birthday State of Mind

Why'd the short man take the elevator up?

He was feeling down

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Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?

A student repsonds, "3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."

Why are chemists always a part of the problem?

Because they can never be a part of the solution.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden

What's up, punk?

Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What is the South American Music Scale?

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

How do you know an angle is dead?

When it shows no vital sines

List Jokes More List Jokes

Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact?

Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.

What's your funniest yet least known joke?

I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!

Card Jokes More Card Jokes

Who's there! Adelia! Adelia who?

Adelia the cards after you cut the pack!

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Because he was sitting on the deck!

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why couldn't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he was married.

What's sad about three black guys driving over a cliff in a Cadillac?

They were my friends

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What does a highlighter say when it answers the phone?

Yello?

What's the answer for question #2?

2.B or not 2.B