Short Man Jokes

What are short men called?

Friends.

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Why'd the short man take the elevator up?

He was feeling down

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What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

Whats the most essential part of telling a joke about terrorism?

An explosive punchline

Funniest Jokes More Funniest Jokes

Who was the funniest Communist?

Roflmao

What's green and hangs from trees?

Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.

Challenge Jokes More Challenge Jokes

What does a mentally challenged Time Lord use for travel?

A retardis.

Why was the mentally challenged midget crying?

He was a little down.

Card Jokes More Card Jokes

Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What is the president's favorite vegetable?

BARACK-oli. Courtesy of my friend Abraham.

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the difference between a telemarketer and a man with a multiphobic personality?

One gets lots of annoyed hangups, the other has a lot of annoying hangups.

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do you help a sick ghost feel better?

Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!

How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid

What has six legs and goes "Hodeedo, hodeedo?

Three black guys about to miss the elevator