Short Man Jokes

Why'd the short man take the elevator up?

He was feeling down

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Why don't you chat with us in the kitchenette in the morning?

Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.

Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

How Many Kids With A.D.D Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes??

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them!

Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What does a sick billionaire say?

I feel like a million bucks

How does Avis feel to be #2?

It Hertz

Funniest Jokes More Funniest Jokes

What's green and hangs from trees?

Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.

How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)