What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

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What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

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What is the South American Music Scale?

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)

What's so unfunny that it's funny?

An anti-joke.

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What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

Why is Harry Potter so popular?

The story grows on you.

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What's the definition of a tree?

Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver.

What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

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Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

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What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.