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What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

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How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Well that came out of the purple

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How is this joke similar to a musical about a thesaurus?

Both are a play on words.

What type of jokes are the least upvoted ones?

Original Jokes.

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What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

What's the difference between a banana and a bann?

A bann grows on vines.

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What did the tree say while it was being transplanted?

Wheeeeeeeee!!!!!

What's yellow has long ears and grows on trees?

The Easter Bunana!

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What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

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What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.