What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

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What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up!

Why did the psychic get fired?

Because she didn't see it coming.

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What was the first joke ever written?

Ugh, Ugh Ugh? Uggh!

How many redditors does it take to get a joke?

Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.

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What do you call a white guy who grew up in the ghetto?

Tarzan.

What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?

He grew up to be a bellhop!

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Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

How do trees get online?

They just log in...

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What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

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The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

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What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.