What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

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What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

Who came after Augustus?

Septembrus

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What do you call a joke that is based on a misunderstanding?

Ironic

What's a joke?

My life...

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What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up?

A big stinker!

Why did the 2 stem cell researchers get a divorce?

Because they grew a part.

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What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

What's yellow has long ears and grows on trees?

The Easter Bunana!

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What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

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What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.