What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

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How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

Who came after Augustus?

Septembrus

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Where does Khal Drogo keep his DVDs?

In Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly.

How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who wants to know?

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What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

Where did Zooey Deschanel grow up?

In Albu-quirky.

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How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?

Branch manager.

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What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

A woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

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What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.