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What do you call a white guy who grew up in the ghetto?

Tarzan.

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What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys?

Coach.

What did the white guy see when he looked at his family tree?

A straight line.

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What is the most positive thing in a ghetto?

HIV

Which article of clothing is the most ghetto?

A Hoodie.

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Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

To hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.