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What do you call a white guy who grew up in the ghetto?

Tarzan.

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What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I

What did the baby cigarette want to be when it grew up?

A Drag Queen

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys?

Coach.

What did the white guy see when he looked at his family tree?

A straight line.

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What's the only positive from living in the ghetto?

Pregnancy tests

What's the most Ghetto cheese?

E-Dayyyyyyyyyymn (Edam)

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What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?

Jungle bells.

How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".