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Where do mathematicians go to gamble?

Sine city

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Sine Jokes More Sine Jokes

Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?

Cos the sine said so!

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

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Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.

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What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

What is the definition of irony?

Having a democratic debate in a city that was destroyed by over 50 years of democratic rule.

Gamble Jokes More Gamble Jokes

Why isn't there gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!