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Where do mathematicians go to gamble?

Sine city

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Where do mathematicians go to gamble?

Sine city

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

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Why are so many Mathematicians vegetarians?

Cos Lettuce

Why did the mathematician get pulled over?

For drinking and deriving

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Who burns their own city down?

The people of Ferguson.

What US city has the dirtiest waffles?

San Diego

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Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.

What's gambling like in heaven?

It's a pair-a-dice.