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Where do mathematicians go to gamble?

Sine city

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Sine Jokes More Sine Jokes

Why didn't sine cross the road?

Cosecant

Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?

Cos the sine said so!

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

How did the Mathematician cure his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil.

Why was the mathematician late for work?

He took the rhombus.

City Jokes More City Jokes

Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is the latest fad among teenage mermaids in the city of Atlantis?

Taking shellfies with their shellphones.

Gamble Jokes More Gamble Jokes

Why did the short vampire like to gamble?

Because the stakes were high!

Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.