Where do mathematicians go to gamble?

Sine city

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What does a deaf math nerd speak?

Sine language.

Why didn't sine cross the road?

Cosecant

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What's a mathematicians worst nightmare?

An EULer spill

What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

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What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach?

NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO...there you are

What would Fred Flintstone say if you asked him which city had the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world?

Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!

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Why isn't there gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!