Where do mathematicians go to gamble?

Sine city

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Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

How do deaf mathematicians communicate?

Through sine language.

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How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

Why did the mathematician ignore the tan lady on the beach?

He was too concerned with the tan gent.

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What is the latest fad among teenage mermaids in the city of Atlantis?

Taking shellfies with their shellphones.

What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach?

NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO...there you are

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Why did the short vampire like to gamble?

Because the stakes were high!

Why isn't there gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.