Where do mathematicians go to gamble?

Sine city

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Why didn't sine cross the road?

Cosecant

Where do mathematicians go to gamble?

Sine city

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Who was the first mathematician?

A concave man

Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

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How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

What US city has the dirtiest frozen waffles?

San Diego

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Why isn't there gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!