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Sine Jokes

How do deaf mathematicians communicate?

Through sine language.

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Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?

Cos the sine said so!

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

What does a deaf math nerd speak?

Sine language.

Where do mathematicians go to gamble?

Sine city

Why didn't sine cross the road?

Cosecant

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Sketch Jokes More Sketch Jokes

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game?

It was a cup draw!

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a leprechaun?

The Easter Blarney!

Angle Jokes More Angle Jokes

Why can't an angle lease an apartment alone?

Because he has to cosign

Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's legs.

Exam Jokes More Exam Jokes

What is a Latino gang member's favorite type of exam?

Essay

What did the dash say when he failed his exam?

I underscored.

City Jokes More City Jokes

What city will Leo Dicaprio never visit?

Osaka.

What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common?

Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What do you call an exam that a Biology major almost failed?

Biodegradable.

What do you get in the Netherlands, when you fail your driving test three times?

A yellow license plate.