Sine Jokes

How do deaf mathematicians communicate?

Through sine language.

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Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?

Cos the sine said so!

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

What does a deaf math nerd speak?

Sine language.

Where do mathematicians go to gamble?

Sine city

Why didn't sine cross the road?

Cosecant

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I underscored.

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Gym.Tan.Laundry.

Why did I divide sin by tan?

Just cos.

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Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

How do turtles communicate?

With shell phones.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

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What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

How many Vietnam War Veterans does it take to change a lightbulb?

You don't know man, you weren't there!