Sine Jokes

How do deaf mathematicians communicate?

Through sine language.

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Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?

Cos the sine said so!

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

What does a deaf math nerd speak?

Sine language.

Where do mathematicians go to gamble?

Sine city

Why didn't sine cross the road?

Cosecant

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What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

What's the difference between an extroverted mathematician and an introverted mathematician?

The extroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he's speaking to you.

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What US city has the dirtiest frozen waffles?

San Diego

What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

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Why are math students so skinny?

Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

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What's the difference between a triangle and Manchester United?

A triangle has three points

What do triangles do in the summer?

They tan.

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How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold?

He has cat-arrh!

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What do you call a kleptomaniac who doesn't understand figurative speech?

Someone who takes everything literally

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

Sketch Jokes More Sketch Jokes

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

Tan Jokes More Tan Jokes

What dance do you do when summer is over?

Tango (tan go).

What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.