Sine Jokes

How do deaf mathematicians communicate?

Through sine language.

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Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?

Cos the sine said so!

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

What does a deaf math nerd speak?

Sine language.

Where do mathematicians go to gamble?

Sine city

Why didn't sine cross the road?

Cosecant

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What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

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Because the stakes were high!

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What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?

Cos the sine said so!

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What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

When do we need airplane noises?

NEEEEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWWWW

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What language do lesbians speak?

Gaelic.

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

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Why do math textbooks only ever give you one angle in a triangle?

Just cos.

What's the ugliest shape?

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What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

Amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac