Sine Jokes

How do deaf mathematicians communicate?

Through sine language.

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Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?

Cos the sine said so!

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

What does a deaf math nerd speak?

Sine language.

Where do mathematicians go to gamble?

Sine city

Why didn't sine cross the road?

Cosecant

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

Who's there! Cameron! Cameron who?

Cameron film are needed to take pictures!

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.

Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

Sketch Jokes More Sketch Jokes

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game?

It was a cup draw!

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

Exam Jokes More Exam Jokes

What is a Latino gang member's favorite type of exam?

Essay

What did the dash say when he failed his exam?

I underscored.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!

What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

City Jokes More City Jokes

How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

What do you call Abby who lives in the city?

Downtown Abby

Triangle Jokes More Triangle Jokes

What's the difference between a triangle and Manchester United?

A triangle has three points

Why do math textbooks only ever give you one angle in a triangle?

Just cos.