Sine Jokes

How do deaf mathematicians communicate?

Through sine language.

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Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?

Cos the sine said so!

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

What does a deaf math nerd speak?

Sine language.

Where do mathematicians go to gamble?

Sine city

Why didn't sine cross the road?

Cosecant

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Triangle Jokes More Triangle Jokes

Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?

Cos the sine said so!

How do triangles communicate?

Sin language

Angle Jokes More Angle Jokes

What is an architects favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield

Why do math textbooks only ever give you one angle in a triangle?

Just cos.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Who's there! Courtney Pine! Courtney Pine who?

Courtney Pine tables I need a new one!

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

Sketch Jokes More Sketch Jokes

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game?

It was a cup draw!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why are black people so good at basketball?

Cause all they know to do is steal, run, and shoot

What does poop have in common with the Boston Rioters?

They're both revolting! *Baltimore. I clearly don't know my B-Cities.

Math Student Jokes More Math Student Jokes

Why are math students so skinny?

Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why are you Late Today?

Teacher: Why are you Late Today? Student: Because of sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Student: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

Communicate Jokes More Communicate Jokes

How do skeletons communicate?

A cell bone. *just got it off a popsicle.

How do snipers communicate online?

FaZebook.