Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?

Cos the sine said so!

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Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?

Cos the sine said so!

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Why do math textbooks only ever give you one angle in a triangle?

Just cos.

What did the square say to the triangle?

You're outta line!

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What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.