Why do mathematician never go to the beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan

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Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!

What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

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Where do mathematicians go to gamble?

Sine city

What do mathematicians think about exponential functions?

They're radical.

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What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

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Why are religious people afraid of Trigonometry?

Cos they are afraid of Sin

What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea