Why do mathematician never go to the beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan

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What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

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What did the mathematician and the dentist talk about?

Calculus

What did the mathematician do when he was constipated?

He worked it out with a pencil...

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Why do mathematician never go to the beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

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What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time...

How do triangles communicate?

Sin language