Why do mathematician never go to the beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan

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What is the definition of stalking?

When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it

What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son!

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What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

Rated movies

How many mathematician does it take to change a lightbulb?

Pi

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What do triangles do in the summer?

They tan.

Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?

Cos the sine said so!

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Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.

Why was the priest afraid of trigonometry?

Cos sin