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Why do mathematician never go to the beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What does Sonic the Hedgehog wear when he goes to the beach?

A speedo

What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.

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What's a Mathematician's favourite Christmas pudding?

Yule ln!

Where does a mathematician go when he gets hurt?

L'Hospital.

Tan Jokes More Tan Jokes

Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?

Cos the sine said so!

How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.

Sin Jokes More Sin Jokes

What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

How did Jesus pay for our sins?

Pray-Pal