Why do mathematician never go to the beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan

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What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.

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What do mathematicians do when they are constipated?

They get a pencil and work it out.

Who was the first mathematician?

A concave man

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What dance do you do when summer is over?

Tango (tan go).

Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?

Cos the sine said so!

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What did the car dealer ask the oscilloscope?

Sin or cosine

How do triangles communicate?

Sin language