Why are E.T.'s eyes so big?

He saw the phone bill.

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What’s E.T. short for?

He’s only got little legs.

What's E.T. short for?

Because he has wee legs

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Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

Why are E.T.'s eyes so big?

He saw the phone bill.