He saw the phone bill.
He got the phone bill
Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.
Mary had a little LAN
She's got no legs.
What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home WHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN Saddest joke ever.
E.T. phoned home.
Because women are at the wheel.
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
A roamin' Catholic.*
A roamin' Catholic.
They only had 2 trucks
They only had 2 trucks.
Guinevere liked to hump a lot.
Pregnant
Poe-etry
He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)
Parents.
It is now a parent.
