Phone Bill Jokes

Why are E.T.'s eyes so big?

He saw the phone bill.

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Why are ET's eyes so big?

He got the phone bill

Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

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Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

What's the difference between parents who don't vaccinate their children and ISIS?

One is a group made up of radicals with extremist views. And the other group is ISIS.

E.T. Jokes More E.T. Jokes

What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican?

E.T. learned English and went home.

What's E.T. Stand for?

Extra testicle

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Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

Why can't a Mac sing?

Because it's not Adele

Roamin Jokes More Roamin Jokes

What do you call a sleep walking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

What do you call a nun that is lost?

A Roamin' Catholic

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you call a bug that can't talk?

A hoarse fly.

How do you know you're talking to a sales guy?

He says "I'm not a sales guy".

State Jokes More State Jokes

What state has the highest cell phone bills?

Text-us

What two states are opposites?

Maryland and Misury

Hump Jokes More Hump Jokes

How is a lesbian like a camel?

Their hump has no bone.

What do you call a camel with three humps?

Pregnant