He saw the phone bill.
He got the phone bill
Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.
He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.
Elizabeth.
I love Satan
He's an orphan.
He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.
A man.
Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)
God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.
He’s only got little legs.
So he can fit on a spaceship.
Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."
Poe-etry
Because it's not Adele
Adele
You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
