Phone Bill Jokes

Why are E.T.'s eyes so big?

He saw the phone bill.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why are ET's eyes so big?

He got the phone bill

Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

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Hump Jokes More Hump Jokes

What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school?

A. Hump me dump me!!

What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer?

Revolver Camelot!

E.T. Jokes More E.T. Jokes

What’s E.T. short for?

He’s only got little legs.

Why are E.T.'s eyes so big?

He saw the phone bill.

Mary Jokes More Mary Jokes

How did God get Mary pregnant?

He used the holy immaculate contraception

What is the network admin favourite lullaby?

Mary had a little LAN

State Jokes More State Jokes

Which US state is friendliest toward the Japanese?

Ohio

Which state has the worst carbonated drinks?

Menace-Soda.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with a kilt over his head?

Scott!

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

Adele Jokes More Adele Jokes

Why would Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

What are parents that you can see through?

Transparents