Why are E.T.'s eyes so big?

He saw the phone bill.

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What’s E.T. short for?

He’s only got little legs.

What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.

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Why are E.T.'s eyes so big?

He saw the phone bill.

Why are ET's eyes so big?

He got the phone bill