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What does a cow call his girlfriend?

His significant udder.

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What do cow pastures smell like?

Dairy air

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

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Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?

If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.