What does a cow call his girlfriend?

His significant udder.

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What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

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When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless