What does a cow call his girlfriend?

His significant udder.

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How does a cow do math?

With a cowculator!

Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

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What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know.

Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "