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What does a cow call his girlfriend?

His significant udder.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

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How do you know if a homeless man has a girlfriend?

He has two clean fingers.

Why did the oak tree get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because the state abolished plant parenthood