What does a cow call his girlfriend?

His significant udder.

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What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?

Cold cream!

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

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What do you call your ex-girlfriend in Maryland?

Old bae.

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby.