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What does a cow call his girlfriend?

His significant udder.

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Which newspaper is most popular around cows?

The Moo York Times

Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!

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What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?

Homeless.