What does a cow call his girlfriend?

His significant udder.

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What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?

An udder disaster.

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What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?

Homeless.