What do you call your ex-girlfriend in ...

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

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What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

What happened to the naughty little witch at school?

She was ex-spelled.

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What do you call your ex-girlfriend in Maryland?

Old bae.

What two states are opposites?

Maryland and Misury

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What's grandma's favorite seasoning?

Old Bae

What do you call your ex-girlfriend from Baltimore?

Old Bae