Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

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How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android?

Where'd mofongo?

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What do you call an ant who can't play the piano?

Discordant!

Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

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What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

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Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa?

Because of all the Cheetahs!

How does Queen Elizabeth win a game of poker?

She goes to the bathroom.

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Why are there so few casinos in Africa?

Too many cheetahs

Why is there no gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.