Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

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What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with?

Smoked Muenster.

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

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How do you call a play on numbers?

A pin.

What Video Game do feminists LOVE to play?

No MAN'S sky!

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What if the lion's too close?

Picking up tiny stool "we've thought of that"

Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

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Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is

Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

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Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs

Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.