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Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

How did the rainbow know is was lost?

It was a clear day

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What game show do pickles play?

Dill or No Dill

Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

A lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

Poker Jokes More Poker Jokes

What kind of poker do stoner cows play?

High Steaks

Why are people afraid to play poker in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs.

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa?

Because of all the Cheetahs!

Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs