Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

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Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

Why did the angel lose her job?

She had harp failure.

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Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

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Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

What did the zoo employee say to the big cat?

Why you always lion

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What do a good bar and a woman have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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Because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

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Which big cat should you never play cards with?

A cheetah!

When the animal kingdom had a poker party who didn't they invite?

The Cheetahs!