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Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why would I play something I have no chance of winning?

I replied.

What's the longest game in the world?

Two women playing pool.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

Poker Jokes More Poker Jokes

What do a good bar and a woman have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front poker in the back.

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!