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Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

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What do you call an honest man in the Oval Office?

Lost

What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

What is a black guy's favorite game to play with the kids?

Peekaboo.

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Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

Poker Jokes More Poker Jokes

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

What kind of poker do stoner cows play?

High Steaks

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs