April Sale - 20% Off

Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

Previous Random Joke Next
Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

Why is Arjen Robben not being invited to Alfredo Di Stefanos funeral?

They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Why do androids go to Africa to party?

Because Botswana have fun.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

Endless Bread!

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

What do you say when your ex has broken up with you?

Ill call you tomorow

Integrate Jokes More Integrate Jokes

Why didn't 2x befriend x2?

He had trouble integrating

Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.