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Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

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What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

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What do you call a party with 7 girls &amp 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

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Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!

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What do you say when your ex has broken up with you?

Ill call you tomorow

What's the worst part of going to a southern family reunion?

Seeing your ex.

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Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus?

He refused to integrate.

Why didn't 2x befriend x2?

He had trouble integrating