Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

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What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her?

Nah Imma stay

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Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

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Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

How do you find the pilot at a party?

He'll tell you.

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What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

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They end up in a shallow grave.

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How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one?

You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE

What do you call someone who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

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Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

How do you use calculus in real life?

You integrate it