Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

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What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

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A short woman trying like hell.

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He felt really out of place.

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There's just no atmosphere

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Insert coin

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Bridget the end of the world!

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There was a porkward silence

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The crayon is non-toxic!

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You integrate it

Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.