How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one?

You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE

Previous Random Joke Next

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common?

They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud

What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

Partner Jokes More Partner Jokes

What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

How do you know when you have a high sperm count?

Your partner has to chew before swallowing...

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What did the mole hill say to the mountain?

I see my ex came by.

What is it called when you call your ex?

Ex-communication