How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one?

You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

Partner Jokes More Partner Jokes

What did Sherrock Holmes say to his partner?

Sedimentary my dear Watson!

How can you tell if your sperm count is high?

Your partner has to chew before they swallow.

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What's the biggest difference between a crayon and your ex?

The crayon is non-toxic!

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.