How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one?

You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE

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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away.

What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

Partner Jokes More Partner Jokes

What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

How do you know when you have a high sperm count?

Your partner has to chew before swallowing...

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

What do you call your ex-girlfriend in Maryland?

Old bae.