How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one?

You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE

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Why do russians rush B?

To break the rush-A stereotypes

How do you break up an Arab Bingo game?

Yell B-52.

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Your partner has to chew before they swallow.

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Sherlock Ohms That's why his partner is called Wattson...

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What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.

What did the mole hill say to the mountain?

I see my ex came by.