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How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one?

You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE

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What do you call bad filmography in another dimension?

Breaking the fifth wall.

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

Partner Jokes More Partner Jokes

What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

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Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend?

When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.

What's the worst part of going to a southern family reunion?

Seeing your ex.