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What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate

How can a blind person tell if they're home?

They check the architexture.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Who runs the 100 acre wood website?

Www.innie the pooh.

What did Pac-Man say when he almost got run over?

I'm Waka-Waka-Waka-Walking here!

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What's the biggest difference between a crayon and your ex?

The crayon is non-toxic!

What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

There was a porkward silence

Damage Jokes More Damage Jokes

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

What's the difference between a Republican and a Democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What's the worst part about working in a glory hole?

You only get paid in tips.

What's the worst part about going down on a black girl?

Cotton mouth