What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How would you get four reindeer in a car?

Two in the front and two in the back! And how do you get four polar bears in a car Take the reindeer out first

Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..

Where did the pregnant T-Rex go for a check-up?

The dinocologist

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do men and mascara have in common?

They both run at the first sign of emotion.

Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend?

I only loved you for your body!

Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

Damage Jokes More Damage Jokes

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

What are some easy pranks I can set up in his cubicle?

I don't want to go TOO over the top, and I definitely don't want to actually damage anything. But he has a pretty good sense of humor.

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

What is the worst part about breaking up with a japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice.