What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of engine did you put in it?

Cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

What car did the Apostles drive?

Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.

When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?

You would run away too if your name was MUWWAAAUY

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide.

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What's the biggest difference between a crayon and your ex?

The crayon is non-toxic!

What's the worst part of going to a southern family reunion?

Seeing your ex.

Damage Jokes More Damage Jokes

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

What's the difference between a Republican and a Democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

What's the worst part about being a railroad conductor?

The training.