What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of engine did you put in it?

Cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

What do you call your ex-girlfriend in Maryland?

Old bae.

Damage Jokes More Damage Jokes

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?

It was an ax-I-dent.

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

What's the worst part about working with a gamer?

They're always trying to 1-Up you.