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What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What would call it if all the cars in the country were pink?

A pink carnation.

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients?

Ex-spearmints

What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

Damage Jokes More Damage Jokes

What's the difference between a Republican and a Democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?

It was an ax-I-dent.

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?

The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!

What's the worst part of a vacuum?

Nothing.