What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.

How do you tell a boy chromosome from a girl chromosome?

Check their jeans.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients?

Ex-spearmints

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

Damage Jokes More Damage Jokes

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

What is the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice.