What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Where do dogs park their cars?

In barkinglots.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients?

Ex-spearmints

What's denser than a black hole?

Your ex.

Damage Jokes More Damage Jokes

What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?

It was an ax-I-dent.

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

Why are these Facebook status updates so much more interesting than usual?

Oh, because this isn't Facebook - it's a mattress label. My bad.

What's the worst part of a vacuum?

Nothing.