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Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

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Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...

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Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Why couldnt the laptop see?

Cause it was SoDIMM

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Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?

It was an ax-I-dent.

Earthquake Jokes More Earthquake Jokes

What do you call an earthquake in NYC?

Harlem Shake.

What did the earthquake say to the tornado?

It's not my fault.

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What did the Earth say to the Earthquake?

Sorry...that was my fault.

What did the earthquake say to the tornado?

It's not my fault.