Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier

How does Amazon Mexico pay its employees?

In Jeff Pesos.

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What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

A flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

Damage Jokes More Damage Jokes

What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?

It was an ax-I-dent.

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

Earthquake Jokes More Earthquake Jokes

What did the Earth say to the Earthquake?

Sorry...that was my fault.

What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates.

Fault Jokes More Fault Jokes

What did the Earth say to the Earthquake?

Sorry...that was my fault.

What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!