Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

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What does a limo driver and a hairy stripper have in common?

They both get paid to chauffeur. (show fur)

How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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Why can't the bishop walk straight?

Cause he can only move diagonally

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

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What's the difference between a Republican and a Democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?

It was an ax-I-dent.

Earthquake Jokes More Earthquake Jokes

What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking

What do you call an earthquake in NYC?

Harlem Shake.

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Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.

Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.