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Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

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Cause they lactose.

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Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?

It was an ax-I-dent.

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What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?

It's not my fault.

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

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What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!

Who's fault is it?

The truck's fault. What was it doing in the kitchen?