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Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

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Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits

Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!

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Why was the computer stressed out when it got home from work?

Cause it had a hard drive.

Why didn't you visit Chad?

Cause he wasn't my Niger.

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What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

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Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.

What did the Mexican gang member say when two large houses fell on him during an earthquake?

Get off me, homes.

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How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?

It's not my fault.