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Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

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Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

What did the fish have to pay to get past the coral reef?

Atoll.

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Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

What do you call a drum that causes problems?

A conundrum

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What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?

It was an ax-I-dent.

What's the difference between a Republican and a Democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

Earthquake Jokes More Earthquake Jokes

What did the ground say to the earthquake?

It's your fault!

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

Fault Jokes More Fault Jokes

What did the ground say to the earthquake?

It's your fault!

Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.