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What did you get for your birthday?

Another year!

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What are your intentions?

Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."

What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross

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What did the Mexican kid get for his birthday?

My bike

What did you like best about your last job?

Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake.