What did you get for your birthday?

Another year!

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How many Toronto Maple Leaf fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year.

What is a primate's ideal salary?

A gorillian dollars per year.

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Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

What does a racist get for their birthday?

KK-cake