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What did you get for your birthday?

Another year!

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How many seconds are in a year?

12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops?

Justin Bieber gets jealous.

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How do Etheopians celebrate their first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave

What did the fire say the morning of his birthday?

I'm stoked!