How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

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How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

Who let them out?

I PAID GOOD MONEY TO IMPRISON THEM

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How much do you pay to buy corn from a pirate?

You pay a buccaneer.

What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.