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How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him: Um, ten bucks? Me: Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

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How do you get a Canadian to pay you back?

You ask.

Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits

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Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A Buck-An-Ear