How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas Eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

What's the difference between hazelnuts and deernuts?

Hazelnuts are normally around $1.50/lb, deernuts are always under a buck.

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What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

Mortgage freeman.

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What do you call an army of corn?

The Musket - ears

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!