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How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

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Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep?

You pay for the pizza.

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Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

What do you get when you drop a few ears of corn into a pie?

You get a cobbler!