How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

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Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion!

How does Germany pay for all these refugees?

Krautfunding.

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Why was the farmer hopping mad?

Because someone had trodden on his corn!

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.