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How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!

What's a pirate's favorite workout program?

Pirates (pronounced like pilates)

Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

What's cheaper, Beer Nuts or Deer Nuts?

Deer Nuts. Beer Nuts are $1.49, while Deer nuts are under a Buck!

What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What does a worm do in a cornfield?

It goes in one ear and out the other

Why was the blonde wearing condoms on her ears?

Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS.

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

Where does a pirate keep his buccaneers?

Under his buckin' hat.

How much do pirates pay for their earrings?

About a buccaneer!

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.