How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."

How much does a pirate earing cost?

A buccaneer

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What is one item which has never been affected by inflation?

Deer's Balls There are always under a buck

What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What does a worm do in a cornfield?

It goes in one ear and out the other

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"

How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.