How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

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What do pirates of the 21st century wear?

An iPadth.

How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

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What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

A salad-manager

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!