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How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

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What kind of music does a pirate like?

Arrr'n'B

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

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What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

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How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

Answering the stapler.

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.