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How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?

Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Because he was sitting on the deck!

Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

A buck an ear

What do you say to a crazy person who's talking to themselves?

Hey, the person you're talking to said to give me a few bucks.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

What kind of ears does an engine have?

Engineers

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

What concert costs 45 cents?

A concert that costs 45 cents.

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

What does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

About a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck

Where's your buccaneers?

The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.