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What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

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What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!

What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

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How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

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What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

What do you call a pie who made his own ears?

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How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

What does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

About a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck