How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

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Where does a pirate keep his buccaneer' s?

Under his buccan-hat.

What's a Pirate's favorite letter?

Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea

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Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM?

Because he charges!

How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

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How do blondes pierce their ears?

They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.