How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

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What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!

What do pirates use to copy files?

Yarrrrrsync!

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Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Why wasn't meek mills phone working?

Because it wasn't "charged up"

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How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

Answering the stapler.

How do blondes pierce their ears?

They put tacks in their shoulder pads.