How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

Where was the pirate when he was hit in the crotch?

Menard's!

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

What's the difference between beer nut and deer nuts?

Beer nuts will cost you about $1.25. Deer nuts are under a buck.

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer