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How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

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What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!

Whats a pirates favourite kind of wood??

Seeder

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How do you stop a Lion from charging?

Have a successful dentistry practise.

What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows?

Take away their credit cards so they can't charge

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.