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What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

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What's a pirates favorite fast food?

Arrrrbys

How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

A Buccaneer.

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What are the cheapest kind of nuts?

Deer nuts, they're under a buck.

Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.

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Why does hiring a ship illegally always cost $3.14?

Because theyre pi rates.

How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.