How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

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How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buccaneer.

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

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What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

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How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.