How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

A buck an ear

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What do you call a pirate with polio?

FD Arghhhh.

What did the pirate say when he saw a woman giving head?

There she blows!!!

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What are the cheapest kind of nuts?

Deer nuts, they're under a buck.

Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

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Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

Why is post college life so easy for Lannisters?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How to make your ears pop?

Try some sparkly earrings.

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.