How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

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How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"

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How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Take away it's credit cards!

Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

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How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

A buck an ear

How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear