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What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

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What do you call a pirate from Ireland??

Arrrish

What do you call a pirate that sells things?

A sailor.

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How much did the pirate spend on his earings?

A buck an ear.

Why did Sarah name her pet Fawn 99 Cents?

Because it wasn't big enough to be a Buck.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What does a worm do in a cornfield?

It goes in one ear and out the other

What kind of ears do trains have?

Engineers (engine ears).

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How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buccaneer.