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What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"

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Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they arrr!

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

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What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

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Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

What's up, punk?

Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."

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What's a pirate's favourite game?

An arrr-pg

Why are you on /r/Jokes?

What arrr ya buncha pirates or sumthin?