What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why does Tom Hiddleston only invite his closest friends/family to his birthday?

He likes to keep things low key.

Whats the last thing you give a tickle me Elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan?

The Pirates always lose.

What does a Pirate prefer to wear?

Doublet or nothing.

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

What do you call a Vulcan philosopher who only responds in questions?

Spocrates.

Arr Jokes More Arr Jokes

How many letters are there in the Pirate Alphabet?

Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.

What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.

Drivin ' Nut Jokes More Drivin ' Nut Jokes

What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."