What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"

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Who did the pirate lose his virginity to?

His first mate.

What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

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What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?

Meals on wheels.

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What is your secret weapon against terrorists?

We simply reply......Chuck Norris

How about an autograph mate?

Sure." He replied. So I signed a photo print of myself and gave it to him.

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What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea

How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...