What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

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What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

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A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

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What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

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How are you feeling?

The thermometer responded, "0K."

When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

Do NOT respond with "I know, right!"

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What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

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What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."

What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."