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What club cancels their meeting everytime?

The vegan club

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Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife?

On a blind date

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Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

Why was the feminist picnic cancelled?

Because nobody made sandwiches

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How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you... And you my dear - I am at a club... And sitting right behind you!!

Bad at golf?

Join the club.