What club cancels their meeting everytime?

The vegan club

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Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?

The vegetable garden.

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

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Why did they have to cancel the volleyball games in the special Olympics?

It wasn't going over too well.

What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

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How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

How do you keep a club exclusively for straight edgers?

You weed out the rest