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What club cancels their meeting everytime?

The vegan club

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What do you call the place where lesbian Eskimos meet up?

A Klondike Bar

How did I win a Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament?

I met a knight

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What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

Why was the feminist picnic cancelled?

Because nobody made sandwiches

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What did the DJ order from the deli?

A club sandwich with extra beets.

What do physics majors do when they hit the club?

They torque it..