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Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

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Why couldn't the Mod get into the club?

He never got banned.

Why do strippers look better in the club than outside the club?

Black lights matter.

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What do you get when you mix free running with golf?

Parfour Sorry

Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.