Join the club.
He heard the food was a mess.
When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"
Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.
Because clubbing isn't any fun.
To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail
In case you get a hole in one.