Nothing, hes a fan.
It was full of fans. Thank thank you for your time
Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)
A naughty strawberry
Yodela
Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask)
A Klondike Bar
Some adults like lawyers.
He farts.