Justin Bieber Jokes

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

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What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car?

Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.

What does Justin Bieber and jam have in common?

They're both in bread

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet

What did Justin Bieber's biggest fan say to him when they met?

Nothing, hes a fan.

What do you call Justin Bieber's singing?

Canada Dry.

How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet

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Just one more guys I promise.

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Sametime next month? I heard this jome a while back. Sorry if its a repost

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When you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

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