Justin Bieber Jokes

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

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What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car?

Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.

What does Justin Bieber and jam have in common?

They're both in bread

What did Justin Bieber's biggest fan say to him when they met?

Nothing, hes a fan.

What do you call Justin Bieber's singing?

Canada Dry.

How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet

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Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

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It'll Dimsum.

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Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

Why are tuna fish so bad a playing Tennis?

They keep getting caught in the net!

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Why is Bieber never late?

Because he's always justin time

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet

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What does the US military and a fart have in common?

Air Force

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

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What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up?

A big stinker!

What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!

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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

What kind of story does a rabbit tell?

A fluffy tale.

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?

You can't keep a good man down!