Justin Bieber Jokes

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

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What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car?

Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.

What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common?

Both want to be real boys

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.

What does Justin Bieber and jam have in common?

They're both in bread

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom?

He farts.

What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Pinocchio?

Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.

What did Justin Bieber's biggest fan say to him when they met?

Nothing, hes a fan.

What do you call Justin Bieber's singing?

Canada Dry.

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How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

What do you call a canadian girl that can not sing?

Justin Bieber

What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops?

Justin Bieber gets jealous.

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet

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What's one thing you hated as a kid but love as an adult?

Molestation.

How can that be?

I am an adult, I have adult knees.

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What do you call a fox that can't stop shaking?

Michael

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

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What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer?

The ones with Jam in

Why did the strawberry cry?

Because his mother was in a jam.

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Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

Why do the Marines call it Parris island?

Because they like to play with each other's oui oui.

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What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog?

Hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.

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Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

What do you get when you mix a car and a refrigerator?

A car-brrrrr-etor

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

What are the most useless items ever invented?

Condoms. If you need one, she's too old.

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What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common?

Both want to be real boys

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Pinocchio?

Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.