Justin Bieber Jokes

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

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What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car?

Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.

What does Justin Bieber and jam have in common?

They're both in bread

What did Justin Bieber's biggest fan say to him when they met?

Nothing, hes a fan.

What do you call Justin Bieber's singing?

Canada Dry.

How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet

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Why do Redditors pay with exact change?

They can't stand a Nickleback!

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

What did Michael Jackson name his denim store?

Billy Jeans!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.

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What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

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What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.

Why was the broom late to the meeting?

It over swept

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What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work?

Bye, son.

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.