How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more guys I promise.

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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby I'll check on that.

How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who wants to know?

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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually agents will screw in just about anything.

How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.

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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more guys I promise.

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

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Who is the director of the first wireless movie?

Christopher No-LAN

What do you call a director of an anti-vampire organization?

A stakeholder.