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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more guys I promise.

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How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

How many Coldplay members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

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How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

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How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?

None--He'll only promise "change."

How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more guys I promise.

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Who is the director of the first wireless movie?

Christopher No-LAN

How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more guys I promise.