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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more guys I promise.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

What do Kanye West and North Korea have in common?

They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.

How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Millennials does it take to change a light bulb?

None! We don't change light bulbs. We disrupt them.

How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.

Promise Jokes More Promise Jokes

Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

I actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

What did the CN tower say to the clouds???

Only the tip baby, I promise!

Director Jokes More Director Jokes

Who is the director of the first wireless movie?

Christopher No-LAN

Who's Angry in Japan?

The director of Life of Pi.