Just one more guys I promise.
Two, but how do they get in there?
A shotgun shell.
Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.
None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.
I actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!
Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.
Michael Bae
He was making a scene!