How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more guys I promise.

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What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer

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Some people say "nothing", but my stock portfolio's looking promising.

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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more guys I promise.

Who's Angry in Japan?

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