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Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do rodents say when they play bingo?

Eyes down for a full mouse'!

Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils?

She was cross eyed.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro?

They don't believe in higher power.

Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

Promise Jokes More Promise Jokes

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more guys I promise.

Sugar Jokes More Sugar Jokes

Why sugars are very unhappy these days?

It is sweet but still is not getting added do any thing!

What's the difference between Sugar and Sweet'N Low?

Sugar is on the lips.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it?

A denom-nom-nominator!

What kind of cake did Noah enjoy?

Mabul cake.