Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.
I dunno. Ask the kids.
The slide into poverty.
She kept wetting the bed.
His mom was in a jam!
Coz their eyes opened.
A baby with forks in it's eyes.
Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.
Islam.
Just one more guys I promise.
Some people say "nothing", but my stock portfolio's looking promising.
Intergalactose
He knew they were going to ice him.
LINE IT!