Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the kids with the fancy bus try so hard?

Fo' Frizzle

What's the most trifling thing about divorce when you have kids?

Child custardy

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why was the cookie crying?

Because it's mom was a wafer so long.

What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fish!

Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils?

She was cross eyed.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

Why is 1 disapproving of 6?

That one doesn't believe in six before marriage.

Promise Jokes More Promise Jokes

What is it good for?

Some people say "nothing", but my stock portfolio's looking promising.

What do you call a black guy who reneges on a promise?

Unreliable, you racist prick.

Sugar Jokes More Sugar Jokes

Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

Sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

What do you get when you boil tree trunks with sugar?

Log jam.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

What's a Brit's favorite baked good?

Cake.