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Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fish!

Why do liberals travel in threes?

One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.

Promise Jokes More Promise Jokes

How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?

None--He'll only promise "change."

Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery

Sugar Jokes More Sugar Jokes

What do you get when you boil tree trunks with sugar?

Log jam.

What are some products of the West Indies?

Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.