Sugar Jokes

What did they call the sugar that went to space?

Intergalactose

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What country has many sugar?

Sweetzerland

What do you get when you boil tree trunks with sugar?

Log jam.

What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his two kids?

Jose and Hose-B

Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

Promise Jokes More Promise Jokes

What do you call a promise you can't keep?

A campaign promise.

What happens when Nigel Farage makes a promise?

He brexit.

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why are rivers lazy?

Because they never get off their beds.

What do astronauts wear to bed?

Space Jammies!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

Where do Bees use the bathroom?

At the BP station. (thanks grandma)

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell you are in a math teacher's garden?

All the trees have square roots.

Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!