Sugar Jokes

What's the difference between Sugar and Sweet'N Low?

Sugar is on the lips.

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What did they call the sugar that went to space?

Intergalactose

What country has many sugar?

Sweetzerland

What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby?

I don't use sugar in my signature cookies.

What do you get when you boil tree trunks with sugar?

Log jam.

Why sugars are very unhappy these days?

It is sweet but still is not getting added do any thing!

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

Sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

What are some products of the West Indies?

Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

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Why do baby boomers like fracking so much?

Because figuratively breaking the country apart isn't enough.

What's a European immigrant's favorite high school sport?

Cross country

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What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

What do you cast a containment device out of element 28 in?

MOVIES!

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

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How can you make a soup rich?

Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.

How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

What's one thing Lance Armstrong can still make money from?

LIESTRONG bracelets.

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Why did the pervert like to watch girls in their entrance hallways?

He was a foyer.

Who else is watching and laughing their a$$ off?

Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss

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Where does the brown sugar go to watch a movie?

The Cinemon.

What do you call a cinema in Jamiaca?

A cinemon

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Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday?

Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!

What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner?

A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.