Why did Newton's wife got pregnant?

Because he doesn't believe in using quantum

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What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

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What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.

Why was the dyslexic atheist a cat person?

He doesn't believe in dog.

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What do you call a baby panther?

A Newton.

Why did Newton's wife got pregnant?

Because he doesn't believe in using quantum

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How are a roof and quantum physics the same?

They both go over your head.

What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.