Why did Newton's wife got pregnant?

Because he doesn't believe in using quantum

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What's the difference between Tony Abbott and a coffee machine?

One is a cold heartless machine, used by everyone......And the other is useful with a Cafe. Gnite folks!

How do you catch a whale?

You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.

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Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

What is it called when 5 girls get into bed with one guy?

A "no one will ever believe me".

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Why did Newton's wife got pregnant?

Because he doesn't believe in using quantum

What do you call a baby panther?

A Newton.

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Where does an atom go when it breaks down?

A quantum mechanic. lel

What do you call a quantum physicist's hair style?

Schrdinger's cut