Why did Newton's wife got pregnant?

Because he doesn't believe in using quantum

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Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

What programming language do they use in Star Wars?

JawaScript

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Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why do teenage girls not like filing papers?

They just don't believe in labels.

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Why did Newton's wife got pregnant?

Because he doesn't believe in using quantum

What do you call a baby panther?

A Newton.

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How are a roof and quantum physics the same?

They both go over your head.

Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?

When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.