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Why did Newton's wife got pregnant?

Because he doesn't believe in using quantum

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How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.

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Slow down and use some lube

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Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

Why can't atheists solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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Why did Newton's wife got pregnant?

Because he doesn't believe in using quantum

Why Newton laws were not from Asian countries?

Because they have durian...

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Why do people in tumblr like quantum computing?

Because it's non binary

Where does an atom go when it breaks down?

A quantum mechanic. lel