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Why did Newton's wife got pregnant?

Because he doesn't believe in using quantum

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How do you know if a black person used your TV?

It's not there anymore.

What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

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Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

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Why did Newton's wife got pregnant?

Because he doesn't believe in using quantum

Why Newton laws were not from Asian countries?

Because they have durian...

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Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)

Why did Newton's wife got pregnant?

Because he doesn't believe in using quantum