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What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.

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What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

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Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

Whats a Feminist's favorite math subject?

Triggerednometry

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Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Because they are already "in the skies".

What's Chris Brown's favourite drink?

Punch

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Why don't poor people go to funerals?

They can't afford to pay respects.

Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".