What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.

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What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.

How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.

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What's a feminists least favorite Pokemon?

Abra!

What do you call a feminist that raps about women's rights?

Feminem

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What's the difference between a feminist and a computer?

You can punch information into a computer.

What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.

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What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

It was repossessed!

What is the meaning of afford?

It's the car most sales representatives drive.