What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.

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Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?

Some people are against shooting guns.

Whats a Feminist's favorite math subject?

Triggerednometry

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What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.

Why didnt the Asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

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Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

How can a dog afford to go to college?

Furnancial Aid