What's the difference between a feminist and a computer?

You can punch information into a computer.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between America and yogurt?

One has culture.

What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?

A computer with a lot of bites!

Why are ugly guys better with computers then women?

Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What did the the dad say to the feminist?

Hugh Mungus

Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

What do fruit punch and a punch to the face have in common?

Both can knock you out at a party.

When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

Information Jokes More Information Jokes

What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.