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Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs?

The hypotenuse.

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A horse and rider.

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Why are thedonald users not cucks?

First of all you'd need a girlfriend to begin with.

What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.

Why did the feminist fail in programming?

She hated objectification.

Sumo Wrestler Jokes More Sumo Wrestler Jokes

How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their balls?

So they don't have hairballs!

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

Why do black cats never shave?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!