Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

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What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

An octopuss!

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Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!

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How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome: Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.

How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

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Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

A bomb vest does something when triggered.

Why do feminist hate the Bible?

Because it ends with A-men

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Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

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How many shaves does it take to remove all a persons pubic hair?

A brazillion!

Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.