Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

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Why did the dog roll down the hill?

It didn t have any legs.

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

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What starts with r and ends with d?

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How do I stay humble?

Well, it's not easy, but I start by being generally bad at almost all things.

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Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

What happened to the minter who went crazy?

He stopped making cents.

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Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

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Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

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Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.