Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

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What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

Where did the Gingerbread man lose his leg?

He lost it back in the 'Nom War

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Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

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Marriage

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Pupil: Stop taking baths

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All the horses drowned

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TRIGGER-nometry

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Triggernometry.

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Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

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What do you call someone who has to shave 30 times a day?

A barber

Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.