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Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's got four legs and no ears?

Mike Tyson's dog.

What has four legs and several fins?

A happy bear!

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What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

What does every funeral begin with?

Fun!

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How did the feminist die?

Alone

Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

Sumo Wrestler Jokes More Sumo Wrestler Jokes

Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

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What do you call someone who has to shave 30 times a day?

A barber

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.