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Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be.....

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Where do you want to go?

So I click on the 'Home' icon and it starts all over again.

How do I stay humble?

Well, it's not easy, but I start by being generally bad at almost all things.

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What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.

How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

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How are feminists and bad hacker groups similar?

Both can't take down anything.

Why do feminist hate the Bible?

Because it ends with A-men

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Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

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Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.