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Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard

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What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

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Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

What do you call someone who can't stop reading Nancy Drew novels?

A heroine addict.

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Why do feminists support gun control?

They don't like triggers

What Happened when Feminist's found out about Reddit?

Well they deleted

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Why do sumo wrestlers shave their balls?

So they don't have hairballs!

Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

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Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears