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What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

Why did the ghosts haunt the bar?

For the boos.

What's a ghost's favorite data type?

BOO-lean!

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

What do you call a metalhead with a cold?

Flemmy