What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do feet and fairytales have in common?

They're both leg ends.

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?

A Moosician!

Why do cows huddle together when it rains?

To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other

Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

What is white, floats, and says "Boo"?

A ghost boat.

What did the French baker ghost said?

BOO! Langerieeee!

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What is faster hot or cold?

Hot because you can actually "catch a cold".

What do you call two doctors with colds?

An ironic paradox.