What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and several fins?

A happy bear!

Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow if he enjoys burgers?

A cannibull

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

What does a zen ghost say?

Boo, duh...

Why was the ghost sad on Halloween?

He ain't have no boo

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What goes hum-choo hum choo?

A bee with a cold!

What do you call a bread that catches a cold?

Flu-catcher bread