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What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What goes "Ooooooooooo!"?

A cow with no lips.

What do you call a moving company owned by cows?

A bunch of moooovers.

Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

What is a ghost pirate's favourite letter?

Boo! T

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What is the opposite of a cold front?

A warm back

How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.