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What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long?

They're over two feet

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!

Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

How do you encourage a bartender?

That's the spirit!" How do you discourage a bartender Boos.

What's a young birds favourite game?

BEAK A BOO!

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What do you call a bread that catches a cold?

Flu-catcher bread

What do you call a metalhead with a cold?

Flemmy