Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

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Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue. ba dum tss

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships?

With their eyes shut!

Aye Jokes More Aye Jokes

What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

How many letters are there in the Pirate Alphabet?

Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What did the cow with a cold say?

Boo

What do you call a bread that catches a cold?

Flu-catcher bread

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What is the opposite of pro?

Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.

Whats the difference between Congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!