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Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

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Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?

When your nose touches the ceiling!

What do you find in an empty nose?

Fingerprints.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

You Blink Your Eyes.

Aye Jokes More Aye Jokes

What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

What do you call a football fan with a cold?

A sneezing ticket holder.

Congress Jokes More Congress Jokes

What bill is the Congress's favorite?

Of course the $ bill!

What's the difference between Congress and a circus?

One is a Cunning array of Stunts...