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Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

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Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why was the nose running?

Cuz it's a running nose

How do nursing babies blow their noses?

With breast tissue.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What has six eyes but can't see?

Three blind mice.

What's the square root of Optimus Prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.

Aye Jokes More Aye Jokes

Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

What are the ten letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye! Arrrr! & the Seven Seas!

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What Pokémon spys on you while he has a cold?

Peek achoo!

What do my wife and a chest freezer have in common?

The exterior is hot, but its cold as ice inside.

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What bill is the Congress's favorite?

Of course the $ bill!

What's the difference between Congress and a circus?

One is a Cunning array of Stunts...