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Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

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Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What did Jesus say to the man with leprocy?

OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!

What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why can't two blind people get along?

They can't see eye to eye.

What do you call a three-legged donkey?

A wonkey. What do you call a three-legged donkey with one eye? A winky-wonkey.

Aye Jokes More Aye Jokes

What is a pirates favourite part of a fish?

The aye

What are the ten letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye! Arrrr! & the Seven Seas!

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What do you call a peanut with a cold?

Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.

What is the opposite of a cold front?

A warm back

Congress Jokes More Congress Jokes

What's the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress?

No fee--If No Recovery!

Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).