Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

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Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What did Jesus say to the man with leprocy?

OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

What color were eyes of the Astronaut on the Challenger when it exploded?

Blue. One blue this way ---- and the other blue that way -----

Aye Jokes More Aye Jokes

Why is French person a better team player than a pirate?

The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"

What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

Why isn't there many Mexicans in Europe?

BeCause it's to cold, long a swim

What do you call a bread that catches a cold?

Flu-catcher bread

Congress Jokes More Congress Jokes

What is the opposite of pro?

Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.