Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

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Why couldn't the teddy bear smell?

Because his nose was stuffed

What do you call a man with just a nose?

No body nose man. Hue hue hue.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person?

You put floss over his eyes.

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

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What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

How many letters are there in the Pirate Alphabet?

Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.

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What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea

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An ant-ihistamine!

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Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.