Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

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Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.

Aye Jokes More Aye Jokes

What are the ten letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye! Arrrr! & the Seven Seas!

How many letters are there in the Pirate Alphabet?

Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

Which Pokemon got a cold?

Pik-a-choo.

What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea

Congress Jokes More Congress Jokes

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).