What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.

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What do you call a cow with only legs on one side?

Lean Beef.

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

You Blink Your Eyes.

Why are so many blind people religious?

Because they just won't open their eyes!

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How can we take our branding to the next level?

BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: I have an idea...

Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love?

If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.