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What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.

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What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

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How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships?

With their eyes shut!

What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.

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What is the opposite of Imagination?

I have no idea.

How much does a slave cost?

I have no idea, I just know they aren't free