What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.

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What has four legs but doesn't move?

A statue of a dog!

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

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How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

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What do you get when 1000 politicians have an idea?

A dim light.

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.