What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.

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What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

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Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

Why do Pokmon have eyes?

So they can Pikachu

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Where is it?

ME: I have no idea

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.