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What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.

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What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg?

Hop in

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Why were the teachers eyes so crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

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What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

What's that hangin' off ye?

The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"