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What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.

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What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!

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What did the Chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

What do you call a fish without an eye?

A Fsh

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How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!