Idea Jokes

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What kind of ideas do blind people get?

Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.

How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...

Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

What did the Chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

What do you call a happy cowboy?

A jolly rancher! Hahahahahahahahah you guys have no idea how alone I am.

Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank.

What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

Who I Haven't Seen in a While: your kid's gotten so big! what is he, four?

Me: i have no idea what he's for

What is the opposite of Imagination?

I have no idea.

How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

What is Blair Walsh's favorite song?

I have no idea honestly, you would have to ask him

What is a dead giveaway someone has no idea what they are doing?

They have an engineering degree.

What do you get when 1000 politicians have an idea?

A dim light.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.

What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.

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School Jokes More School Jokes

Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?

Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight?

Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah

What's the difference between beer nut and deer nuts?

Beer nuts will cost you about $1.25. Deer nuts are under a buck.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

Graphic Designer Jokes More Graphic Designer Jokes

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a cow with no eyes?

A cow.

How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.

What is Jesus' favorite video game on earth?

I am bread.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What's a hipster's biggest problem?

You probably haven't heard it.

What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck.... with hiccups.

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball?

Golbat.

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.