Idea Jokes

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

Idea Jokes

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

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What kind of ideas do blind people get?

How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb?

Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

Why was the lightbulb invented?

What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

Where does a lonely ant go when it is separated from its colony?

What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

What did the Chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

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How much does a slave cost?

Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

What animal do I respect most?

Where u going?

What's black and got ten arms?

How about baked chocolate cake?

How late?

What did the teacher think of your idea?

Why do the Japaneese have squinty eyes?

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

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What's The Pink Panther's favourite type of jacket?

How long have we had that pillow?

How can we take our branding to the next level?

Who I Haven't Seen in a While: your kid's gotten so big! what is he, four?

What is the opposite of Imagination?

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

Where is it?

What appears over black man's head when he has an idea?

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Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

What's that hangin' off ye?

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

What profession was once highly respected, but is now a complete joke?

What is Blair Walsh's favorite song?

What gave you that idea?

What is a dead giveaway someone has no idea what they are doing?

What do you get when 1000 politicians have an idea?

What has no eyes and four legs?

What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

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