Idea Jokes

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea

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What kind of ideas do blind people get?

Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.

How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...

Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

What did the Chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

What do you call a happy cowboy?

A jolly rancher! Hahahahahahahahah you guys have no idea how alone I am.

Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank.

What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

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How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

Who I Haven't Seen in a While: your kid's gotten so big! what is he, four?

Me: i have no idea what he's for

What is the opposite of Imagination?

I have no idea.

How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

What is Blair Walsh's favorite song?

I have no idea honestly, you would have to ask him

What is a dead giveaway someone has no idea what they are doing?

They have an engineering degree.

What do you get when 1000 politicians have an idea?

A dim light.

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What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.

What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.

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What did one flea say to the other after a night out?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

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What's the song that Coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones?

Phil, eh?

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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

What's the worst they could say? No?

I'm a married man, I hear no at least two times a week.

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Why does Carlos Mencia love r/jokes?

Reposts are allowed.

How do you know a joke is a repost?

It's on the front page

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What will reddit never know?

Victoria's Secret...

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What is wrong with me?

Asking for a friend..

Why was the lobster upset?

Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!

Good Idea Jokes More Good Idea Jokes

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby?

A cry for Alp!