No idea
Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.
Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...
I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.
Most people like the idea of pizza better.
I actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!
Somebody had an idea.
The Internship
I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.
I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...
I have no Idea.
A jolly rancher! Hahahahahahahahah you guys have no idea how alone I am.
I have no idea, I just know they aren't free
In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)
The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.
M: Do u have ANY idea how much paperwork I've got to do
I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.
Nah" "Yummy choccy bake " "No" Guy who named the orange: I have an idea...
Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...
Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!
Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is
Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.
No idea." "Denim." "Denim " "Denim denim denim denim denim..."
Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: I have an idea...
Me: i have no idea what he's for
I have no idea.
I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.
Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.
I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.
ME: I have no idea
A fried Chicken leg
Richard Branson.
HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle
The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.
The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"
In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend
Nigerian Prince Thanks r/askreddit for the idea
I have no idea honestly, you would have to ask him
Queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.
They have an engineering degree.
A dim light.
No idea.
I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.
Don't be alfredo.
He was always drinking on the job
Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '
Forever.
Pasture bedtime.
He turns off his xbox.
She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.
Shrekmate.
Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet...
I don't have a garabonzo bean in my garage because that's where I get pee'd on so there is tarps everywhere.
Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call.
A Night at the Opera.
Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)
Friends.
Host: What's your friend's name Me: Wikipedia.
