What do you call a happy cowboy?

A jolly rancher! Hahahahahahahahah you guys have no idea how alone I am.

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What did the Machop say to the guy who was giving him a hard time?

You're really bustin' Machops!

What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

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Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank.

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend