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What do you call a happy cowboy?

A jolly rancher! Hahahahahahahahah you guys have no idea how alone I am.

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What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

Why did the guy get aroused by the highway?

Because there were lots of turn ons.

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Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

What kind of ideas do blind people get?

Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.