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Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

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What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone?

Are you vegan?

Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

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What do you say when Kanye West does something that annoys you?

Kanye not.

How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

What's The Pink Panther's favourite type of jacket?

No idea." "Denim." "Denim " "Denim denim denim denim denim..."

How about baked chocolate cake?

Nah" "Yummy choccy bake " "No" Guy who named the orange: I have an idea...

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What did the scientist say after discovering the medicinal content of homeopathic remedies?

0mg!!!!

What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

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What happened when electricity was first discovered?

Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.

What's the world's most dangerous city?

Electricity

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Who'll he fight?

The same bad guys! Billion dollar film franchise.

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

Kite Jokes More Kite Jokes

What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

Benjamin Frankenstein

What did the dog use to make his kite?

Flypaper.