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Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

Kanye West Jokes More Kanye West Jokes

How do you call Kanye West's pizza?

Cheezy Jeezy.

Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.

What's The Pink Panther's favourite type of jacket?

No idea." "Denim." "Denim " "Denim denim denim denim denim..."

Discover Jokes More Discover Jokes

What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!

What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler?

They would have discovered Penicil(e)

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

What happened when electricity was first discovered?

Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.

What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity

Billion Dollar Jokes More Billion Dollar Jokes

What is the best way to get called a,"genius?

By losing a billion dollars in business.

Who'll he fight?

The same bad guys! Billion dollar film franchise.

Kite Jokes More Kite Jokes

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan.

What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

Benjamin Frankenstein