Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

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Why did Dracula need medicine?

Because he was coffin.

What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

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How tall do you have to be to ride a Kanye West rollercoaster?

About Ye big.

What is Kanye West's favorite breakfast food?

Omelette you finish.

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Who I Haven't Seen in a While: your kid's gotten so big! what is he, four?

Me: i have no idea what he's for

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

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What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

Why are there different species of hyena?

Isn't every hyena we've discovered a spotted hyena?

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Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

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What is the best way to get called a,"genius?

By losing a billion dollars in business.

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

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Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.