Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

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Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait?

His portrait only need one nail

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How tall do you have to be to ride a Kanye West rollercoaster?

About Ye big.

What is Kanye West's favorite breakfast food?

Omelette you finish.

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What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

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Why are there different species of hyena?

Isn't every hyena we've discovered a spotted hyena?

What happened when electricity was first discovered?

Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.

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What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

Why was the battery arrested?

Cuz it was charged with electricity.

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Who'll he fight?

The same bad guys! Billion dollar film franchise.

What is the best way to get called a,"genius?

By losing a billion dollars in business.

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What does a kite and a stoner have in common?

They're both high.

What did the dog use to make his kite?

Flypaper.