Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

Why are men like blenders?

You need one but you're not quite sure why.

Kanye West Jokes More Kanye West Jokes

What is Kanye West's favorite kind of omelette?

Omelette you finish

What does Kanye West call Kim Kardashian when she has a yeast infection?

Yeasty

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

Discover Jokes More Discover Jokes

Why was Ohm the Empire's best scout?

He discovered the resistance

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

Which 4?

Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.

Billion Dollar Jokes More Billion Dollar Jokes

What is the best way to get called a,"genius?

By losing a billion dollars in business.

Who'll he fight?

The same bad guys! Billion dollar film franchise.

Kite Jokes More Kite Jokes

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan.

What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

Benjamin Frankenstein