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Kite Jokes

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

I Love Pizza & You

I Love Pizza & You

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

What did the dog use to make his kite?

Flypaper.

What does a kite and a stoner have in common?

They're both high.

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan.

What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

Benjamin Frankenstein