What did the dog use to make his kite?

Flypaper.

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What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

What does the aardvark call his dog?

Aard-bark!

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Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan.