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What did the dog use to make his kite?

Flypaper.

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What is the medical term for owning too many dogs?

A rover-dose

Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.

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What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

Benjamin Frankenstein

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan.