What did the dog use to make his kite?

Flypaper.

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Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

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Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.