What did the dog use to make his kite?

Flypaper.

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What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 20 beers!!

Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

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What does a kite and a stoner have in common?

They're both high.

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.