What did the dog use to make his kite?

Flypaper.

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What diagnosis did the veterinarian give to the dog with the funny walk?

The dog has cerebral pawlsy.

How do you call a dog without legs?

You don't you go and grab him

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What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

Benjamin Frankenstein

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.