What does the aardvark call his dog?

Aard-bark!

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What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

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What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!