What does the aardvark call his dog?

Aard-bark!

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What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

Should we walk home or take a dog

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

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Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace?

A guardvark!