What does the aardvark call his dog?

Aard-bark!

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around?

They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

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What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!

What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?

A cardvark!