What does the aardvark call his dog?

Aard-bark!

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you call a dog with a lot of friends?

Pawpular!

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How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

What do you call an aardvark that's good at golf?

A paredvark!