What did Dracula say at the Christmas party?

Fancy a bite

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What's the difference between the standard alphabet and Christmas alphabet?

There's Noel.

What will a blind, deaf child with no arms get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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How does NASA organize their Christmas party?

They planet

What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party?

Humburgers!

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What do you think of Dracula films?

Fangtastic!

Who does Dracula get letters from?

His fang club.

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What did Dracula say at the Christmas party?

Fancy a bite

What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite