What did Dracula say at the Christmas party?

Fancy a bite

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Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?

They both drop their needles!

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

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What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party?

Humburgers!

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?

Chick to chick!

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Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

Where does Dracula buy his writing supplies?

Pencilvania.

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What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite

What did Dracula say at the Christmas party?

Fancy a bite