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What did Dracula say at the Christmas party?

Fancy a bite

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What did the Scottish epileptic boy get for Christmas?

A Wii fit

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

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What did Dracula say at the Christmas party?

Fancy a bite

What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party?

Humburgers!

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What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.

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What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite

What did Dracula say at the Christmas party?

Fancy a bite