What did Dracula say at the Christmas party?

Fancy a bite

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.

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What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party?

Humburgers!

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?

He had no body to go with!

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Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin medicine.

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What did Dracula say at the Christmas party?

Fancy a bite

What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite