What did Dracula say at the Christmas party?

Fancy a bite

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What do you get Devin Hester for Christmas??

Nothing - he'll just return it!

What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards?

Best vicious of the season

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How does NASA organize their Christmas party?

They planet

What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party?

Humburgers!

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Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

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What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite

What did Dracula say at the Christmas party?

Fancy a bite