What did Dracula say at the Christmas party?

Fancy a bite

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Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents?

Elephanta Claus!

What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.

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How does NASA organize their Christmas party?

They planet

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?

Chick to chick!

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Where does Dracula buy his writing supplies?

Pencilvania.

Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.

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What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite

What did Dracula say at the Christmas party?

Fancy a bite