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What did Dracula say at the Christmas party?

Fancy a bite

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

What do elephants sing at Christmas?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

Christmas Party Jokes More Christmas Party Jokes

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?

He had no body to go with!

What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party?

Humburgers!

Dracula Jokes More Dracula Jokes

What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin medicine.

Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

Fancy Bite Jokes More Fancy Bite Jokes

What did Dracula say at the Christmas party?

Fancy a bite

What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite