What did you get your mom for Mother's Day tomorrow?

Besides a tiny, brief panic attack

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What did the Mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

What's updog?

Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED

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What do you say to a lady that has to make 100 shirts by tomorrow?

You seamstressed

What's a procrastinator's favorite punchline?

I'll tell you tomorrow

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What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for Mother's Day?

G u knit

What did Sigmund Freud do for Mother's Day?

His mom.