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What did you get your mom for Mother's Day tomorrow?

Besides a tiny, brief panic attack

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Why was the young snowflake so upset?

Because he just watched his mom get plowed.

What's wrong with little Timmy?

Mom, sad): He went to Jared.

Tomorrow Jokes More Tomorrow Jokes

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

How do you save a suicidal procrastinator?

Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.

Mother Day Jokes More Mother Day Jokes

What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for Mother's Day?

G u knit

What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.