What did you get your mom for Mother's Day tomorrow?

Besides a tiny, brief panic attack

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What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

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What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

How does procrastination start?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

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What did you get your mom for Mother's Day tomorrow?

Besides a tiny, brief panic attack

What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday?

Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.