What did you get your mom for Mother's Day tomorrow?

Besides a tiny, brief panic attack

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed

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What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

What am I supposed to take tomorrow?

Doctor: That was a 30 day supply. Me: Whoops.

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What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day?

A booquet of flowers.

What did you get your mom for Mother's Day tomorrow?

Besides a tiny, brief panic attack