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What did you get your mom for Mother's Day tomorrow?

Besides a tiny, brief panic attack

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do you call a snake that always hangs around its mom?

A momma's boa.

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

Tomorrow Jokes More Tomorrow Jokes

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

What did Einstein text to his friend who he'd see tomorrow?

E=MC U L8R

Mother Day Jokes More Mother Day Jokes

What did you get your mom for Mother's Day tomorrow?

Besides a tiny, brief panic attack

What do you give an octomom for Mother's Day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.